What Killed Michael Jackson?

Joe emails: Jackson was killed by a demerol overdose. The doctor was clearly giving it to him way too often. The doctor will have his testicles bitten off by a pomeranian and you can bet the D.A. will prosecute. Law enforcement is on this case hotter than David Mazlin is on teen chat. I do not remember the last time an autopsy was performed the next day in Los Angeles County with law enforcement present. You simply cannot friggen kill the king of pop in L.A. County. It was bad enough they killed Anna Nicole, and she was only a minor celeb. The fact is with the high incidence of cancer and drug death among celebs, there is a serious danger that the entertainment industry will dry up and it will be all about Jon and Kate Plus 8.

The mom will get the two older kids and probably the third kid, although look for the jackson clan to object to this and try to give it the college try – if Janet gets involved, then it is for real, the rest of the clan would be better suited working at walmart.

Good luck, biological parents get their children, almost always. I mean, OJ slaughtered the kids’ mom and got the kids.

The kids will get the money unless jackson left some shekels to charity, and the lawyers will take a fair share.

It is good for the jews.

About Luke Ford

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