Chaim emails:
On a per dollar basis, you get more bang for your buck than any other man out there.
If only you had courted Holly as I previously suggested, all of your financial problems would be at an end, and you would be on life’s easy street. But that’s water under the bridge. You need to recharge your finances, and the most straightforward way of doing that is by going after some nakedly commercial projects. What ever became of the notion of writing a book about the Paris Hilton Video Effect? Or "The Luke Ford Guide to LA’s Houses of Worship" (the first of a series of such guides for the perplexed).
You need to marry an understanding and moneyed young shiksa. I know I do.
