The Myth of the Female Orgasm

Bob emails:

You could pump up traffic by using your video capabilities NOT to showcase various religious kooks, but as a Jewish sexual advice show.

I’m thinking you should call it "Kosher Porking with Your Oral Leader, Luke Ford". Why should Rabbi Shmulie get all the glory?

Episode 1 – The Myth of the Female Orgasm


This gets AMALEK thinking.  Other episodes:

Episode 2: There is no such thing as a "bloody good time" in Judaism.
Episode 3: Oral sex: why it simply is not kosher, and may well border on cannibalism.
Episode 4: The Shiksa Menace.
Episode 5: The halachik basis of sex with a post-menopausal woman.  (Also, "halachik" is not to be confused with the "halal chick" – see Episode 4.)
Episode 6: A man’s obligation to his wife: three cases (the man of leisure; the scholar; and the working man).
Episode 7: How to make Pelegish (concubinage) work for you.
Episode 8: Inside LA’s most exclusive mikvahs.
Episode 9: Whither the unmarried man over forty – may he go Mexican?
Episode 10: Sexual techniques of the Gedolim.

Luke, if only you had the drive.  You’d now be celebrating 8 years as a mid-level television personality, instead of living in a garage that is evocative of the sort of place failed artist Hitler would have ended up in had the Great War not intervened.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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