People such as myself dedicate ourselves to elevating the human condition and showing people a holier and finer way to live.
It is a large burden to be a moral leader but in today’s confusing climate, it is just what America needs.
That’s why it saddens me when my fellow intellectual plump the depths of humanity rather than inspiring us to be greater.
But even HuffPo’s liberal readership gets tired of hating on conservatives sometimes, guys. Sometimes, they just want to sit back, relax, and look at accidentally bare nipples—just like the rest of America. This one-sided liberal hate site has one fatal weakness—boobs. Let’s check out some recent stories from the Huffington Post’s entertainment section:
* Here are some photos of Natalie Portman’s nipple.
* Here are some photos of Beyonce’s nipple, complete with HuffPo-provided “NSFW zoom.”
* Here are some photos of Pamela Anderson’s nipple (hardly news, but a boob’s a boob).
* Here is an entire page devoted to recently naked women (and Barack Obama).
* Here is a collection of zoomed-in photos of 23 celebrities’ breasts, made into a fun game called “Guess the Celebrity Breast Implants?”
Pretty standard entertainment-section blog fare here—though HuffPo does go above and beyond with the “NSFW zoom.” You don’t see a Beyonce nipple that close just anywhere.
So, what do nipple slips and boob jobs have to do with liberal politics?
