* Luke: “That guy is bottomless need. He’s needier than a woman. Do you think he’s a homo?”
Friend: “I don’t know. Try him out. See if he laughs or cries.”
* “My parents didn’t tell me enough that they loved me.” Said By Nobody Ever.
* How many children are moved when their parents say, “I love you”? Asking for a friend.
* My thoughts and prayers are with this young man. “This week’s — second — high school teacher under investigation for engaging in inappropriate conduct with an underage student is Shannon Fosgett.”
* My friend wants to know if there is any first-world country that has absorbed a massive number of Muslims and they have not been a massive drain on social services and a massive disruption to the social order.
* My friend wants to know if there might possibly be Muslim-free flights and Muslim-free cities where a non-Muslim might feel safe.
* My friend wants to know if non-Muslims might be allowed safe spaces to celebrate things such as Christmas without getting slaughtered.
* Do we really need people named Syed Farook in our country? Asking for a friend.
* Remembering all the people upset that police had military-type equipment. Great crime that police have strong equipment. Big hysteria about nine months ago (Ferguson protests).
* Watching TV coverage of the shootings, see a lot of fat cops. Aren’t there any standards?
* A friend looks me up on FB.
Luke: “What work are you doing?”
Friend: “I visit the mentally ill.”
Luke: “So I’m part of your job.”
Friend: “people who are crazy but with a bit of help can be independent. If you’d like to be a client i can arrange it for u.”
Luke: “What have you done for the white race today?”
Friend in Israel: “I facilitated the immigration of jewish africans who will eventually form the low IQ working class to replace the arabs. What about you?”
* Luke: “I’ll have you know that last night I was at a class and learned the spiritual lessons of Hanukkah.”
Jew: “We’ll see where your loyalties lie when you meet a hot shiksa and she gives you the time of day.”
