* To be more politically corrected, a friend of mine, whenever he wants to complain about blacks, instead substitutes “Seventh-Day Adventist” as in, “A Seventh-Day Adventist was trying to steal my car stereo when I…” Or, “A group of Seventh-Day Adventists surrounded me in Central Park…” Or, “A Seventh-Day Adventist threw coffee on me…”
* I told a friend, “Stop telling me how much you love me. Just tell me how much you respect me.”
* Is it time for all of us to learn some verses from the Koran? Which verses are best to escape a siege? “#Mali hostages freed from siege hotel if they can recite Qur’an verses – security sources”
* Jew: “Great Seventh-Day Adventist comics!”
Luke: “Can you name one?”
Jew: “Exactly.”
* Addiction is when your first thought upon seeing a pretty girl is, “I wonder how much she charges?”
