The Guru and the Earthquake

I did Kundalini Yoga last night from 6 – 10 pm.

At 7:47 pm, I was in a jammed class (about 100 people) led by the Guru.

As the earthquake rolled through, I turned to the woman next to me for the first time, lifted my eyebrows, and said in my most profound voice, "Earthquake?"

It’s the best pickup line for such situations.

Anyway, the earthquake did not phase the Guru. He just kept on guruing. He didn’t miss a beat. He just kept leading us to spiritual enlightenment.

I’m still blissed out.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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