My friend Josh just tried the Five Hour Energy drink for the first time. He says he feels great. It was a real kick in the pants.
He also found a boost from FRS.com products as well as from the dark bitter powder prescribed him by his cute Chinesy acupuncturist as well as from Renewin joint care capsules.
I regret that my fierce commitment to the Jewish dietary laws prevents me from sampling these products.
I find that hanging around intellectual people I like gives me energy as well as Torah study and therapeutic breakthroughs and Dallas Cowboy victories and the rapt attention of hot curvy chicks.
What depresses my energy:
* Lack of female attention
* Lack of attention
* Loneliness
* Getting kicked out shuls/schools/social groups
* Struggling through boring books and uninspiring davening
* Long Torah readings
* Dallas Cowboy defeats
* Poverty
