I want to tell you about two of my female friends — one is a prude and one is a slut.
The prude recently had her first one night stand of her life. The result? Her on the fence boyfriend decided the next day that he wanted to commit to her.
The slut? She too had a one-night stand. What did she get? Chlamydia.
"It’s the best STD," I’m told. "It’s easy to cure."
