Orthodox Friend: Hey buddy, I have a serious question for you. My daughter is going to university next year and will be rooming with two other girls. A potential roommate is Methodist. I know nothing about that in my sheltered world. Do you think that this is a potentially good match?
Luke: Perhaps I should meet with each girl individually?
Before I rush to judgment?
Seriously, your daughter is already formed, nothing you do matters anymore. SDAs come from Methodists, generally nice good folks.
Friend: As long as none of their last names are Ford, she should be good then…
Luke: I’ll pray for them! Can you send me pics?
Friend: It’s on the Internet, under sexy Methodist college roommates.com.
Sorry for interrupting your Torah study, please continue!
Just keep on doing what you’re doing, and keep wanting to be better, and we can all continue the same way, only dreaming of what could have been.
