* I watched an episode of “Big Bang Theory” this evening and noticed that the hot blonde chick on it isn’t looking so hot these days.
Chaim Amalek: “Some women have the sort of hotness genes that keeps them in that state, more or less, forever. Example: Sophia Loren. But such women are very, very, very rare. Like women who become Putnam Fellows in mathematics.”
* When God directs goyim to slip and fall, He then sends them to Jew lawyers to get a piece of the action.
Chaim Amalek: “True that. Better call Saul, and if Saul ain’t around ’cause he be movin’ somewheres, then you better talk to Reuven.”
* When an old Asian lady has to ask the young white girl for tech support, it’s a victory against racism.
* We think we live in a free society, but when we find people with whom we can speak honestly, we keep our voices down and we look around and we worry about getting fired and losing our reputations and having our lives destroyed. We live in a soft totalitarianism.
* I ran into a white friend for the first time in years and in a halting embarrassed awkward way, he said I looked good, that I had lost weight, and giving that compliment about killed him. If he had been black, he would have been smooth and spontaneous and all over me with compliments, saying how fine I was, that if he was gay, what he would do to me, how he wanted to set me up with his sisters/mother/nieces, etc. White people are so aloof and awkward.
* What do you do when the functionally illiterate Somali intern wants prayer breaks five times a day?
Friend: “He stared at me really uncomfortably too. I couldn’t even look at him. He looked like a monster to me.”
