I’ve dated a lot of girls who went to Harvard, but yeah, none of them wanted to marry me.
Darren Melamed Tell us about all the girls who DID want to marry you.
Luke Ford They were co-dependent and didn’t have much going on. They had worse credit scores than me. They had divorces and kids.
Darren Melamed Were they hot?
Luke Ford At one time, they could have all been strippers.
Darren Melamed In the same club. Maybe they were all a strippers, and you were drunk, and thought they all really wanted to marry you (or your wallet).
Luke Ford When I meet a woman who’s worse than me at reading social cues, I know I need to move on (after the good times go).