A friend is trying to set me up with a black girl who looks like Rihanna and punches like Chris Brown.
Friend A, black: “She likes to hit men when she drinks. She has abandonment problems. She loves to drink. She’ll tell you she’s trouble. She’s dangerous.”
Friend B: “I don’t drink because I’m Jewish, but because I’m Jewish, I’ll sell you the drinks, all you want, and then I’ll sell you the cab ride home. I’m in the tribe, I’m all about making money.”
