guest26: Chaim A.’s best line: Penises don’t lie…classic and so true
guest26: especially those in tightie whities
User ChaimAmalek entered the room.
guest26: speaking of the devil
ChaimAmalek: Jews are so often into antisocial perversions like coprophilia, feminism and communism because they have escaped the Torah Corral
ChaimAmalek: God gave the Juden the Torah not to aggrandize the Jews, but to protect the Goyim from the Jews.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, you watching porn again?
ChaimAmalek: Why is Emma never here?
ChaimAmalek: Or your boss?
ChaimAmalek: Or that Leah person?
ChaimAmalek: You need to detach yourself from such nareshkeit
YourMoralLeader: how’s your penis?
ChaimAmalek: Lonely. How’s yours?
guest26: luke’s penis only does with with non jewish women
ChaimAmalek: Yup. That’s what I told him the other day. Every time he pretends to like a Jewish woman, he sounds like a barely closeted gay man
guest26: your take on him is right on the money
ChaimAmalek: He’s just not into the Jewess. Never was, never will be.
guest26: i read what you wrote…so true
ChaimAmalek: Cheap Trick!
guest26: he fakes liking our ortho group but we know he is totally disinterested
ChaimAmalek: Luke, you are looking Russian Orthodox these days
guest26: with geisha like traits
ChaimAmalek: Luke is into Judaism for the perceived sense of community and sense of social belonging
guest26: & that’s about it
ChaimAmalek: Which, it turns out, is how Christianity spread in its early centuries.
guest26: too bad is can’t get into cholent & my kishke
ChaimAmalek: Your kishke?
guest26: yes mine
guest26: kishke is also inerds
ChaimAmalek: When I think of kishke, I think of something tubular, bound by a sheath
ChaimAmalek: Take away the contents, and you have the stuff of early condoms
ChaimAmalek: Just tie it off at the end and you are good to go.
ChaimAmalek: Luke, if you were a real Jew, you would be writing more about the current economic panic
guest26: he will not procreate with a jewess
ChaimAmalek: Instead of gossiping about this or that rabbi
ChaimAmalek: G26, have you tried setting him up with a Jewess interested in breeding?
YourMoralLeader: yeah 26, gimme a chance
ChaimAmalek: I have a perfect pickup line for Luke: "At least with me you know the man won’t be making your kids into mamzers"
guest26: i only deal with serious procreators
ChaimAmalek: Luke, the Jewss just does not do it for you.
guest26: or serial
ChaimAmalek: g26, on the assumption that you are female – you write like one – I urge you to procreate.
ChaimAmalek: Prepare for a world in which Barak Hussein Obama decides the fate of the Juden
ChaimAmalek: By having more children.
guest26: which came first the chick or the egg?
guest26: or fertile egg?
PerthiteOnStairs: The skiksa came first.
PerthiteOnStairs: Eve wasn’t a Jewess.
ChaimAmalek: The egg always comes first.
ChaimAmalek: Sperm is cheap, eggs are expensive. From this all else follows.
guest26: high holy day randall is the one for lukel
guest26: their chemical reaction could be explosive
guest26: and will save the world
ChaimAmalek: I have seen Luke with Holly. And to tell the truth, I was envious of the man.
ChaimAmalek: Holly has it all – including real yichhus in that world to which Luke MUST return.
guest26: i will help reverse his bris
ChaimAmalek: g26, the internet is no place for a fertile female.
ChaimAmalek: You should be breeding at this very instant, assuming ovulation
guest26: that is the only place to have safe sex erev yom kippur
ChaimAmalek: What is safe sex?
ChaimAmalek: No guts, no glory.
guest26: without having to klopp my heart too much
ChaimAmalek: Forget about your heart and think of Obama
guest26: i can’t think about politics or my stocks i am only think about my fertility
guest26: and in helping luke build a sukkah in the backyard
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)