Gloomy Shabbos In Pico/Rob

It rained as I walked half an hour to shul this morning.

Then I had to leave after two hours because this fat obese man came in and stunk up the joint.

I have almost no sense of smell yet he’s twice run me out of there with his odor.

He’s unmarried, big surprise.

I’ll probably end up like him if I don’t get married soon.

Shul was quick this morning as most rabbis saved their sermons for this afternoon’s Shabbat Shuva drasha.

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