It rained as I walked half an hour to shul this morning.
Then I had to leave after two hours because this fat obese man came in and stunk up the joint.
I have almost no sense of smell yet he’s twice run me out of there with his odor.
He’s unmarried, big surprise.
I’ll probably end up like him if I don’t get married soon.
Shul was quick this morning as most rabbis saved their sermons for this afternoon’s Shabbat Shuva drasha.