I had no intention of shelling out any money. I just signed up for free so I could go to an event, but then after I put my profile and photo online, various women clicked that they liked my photo and they were intrigued by my profile, and so I couldn’t help myself from signing up for three months. I couldn’t say no to the attention.
It’s hard to find Orthodox Jews there. It seems like everyone is either Christian or spiritual.
* Match.com tried to set me up with a beautiful 28yo latina with the name “Flower Pussy.”
* So when I read in singles ads the body type “Big and Beautiful”, I get scared. I’m not attracted to fat women, but when I look at the pictures, I see they’re often not fat, they’re just tall, which is fine. So why would they select “big and beautiful”? That sounds like fat to me.
* I like to party, except for loud music, drugs, smokes, and younguns who shake my hand too vigorously and stress my tender elbows. Also, I prefer parties to be with fellow writers and I don’t like them starting later than 9pm, because I’m usually in bed by 10-11 pm. I love avocados and mangos, not necessarily together. Martinellis. Other than that, I’m a rager.
* I found a 31yo woman who writes: “I can read vociferously.”
* So when I look at some of these match.com profile pics, I’m hyper-attracted and then I click thru their other pics and the attraction disappears. I wonder if I could get her to hold the look I like best?
