I’ve known a lot of primo girls over the course of my life but I’ve never tried to date anyone over 7.5 on the hotness scale. The primo girls? They seem too fast. There’s too much competition. I won’t measure up. I don’t have enough money. My car’s not nice enough. I don’t even try for the primo girls. I always choose the ones who are either past their expiration date or have a bruise or some other obvious defect so that I know they’re on sale and priced to move.
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