My mother always warned me I’d end up like Jack Nicholson’s character in Carnal Knowledge.
I just want a woman to call me, “the most powerful man in the world.”
My old staple, “My moral leader” is just not cutting it any more.
Bartol Vali comments: “COME ON! THIS IS TERRIBLE. ITS NOT FUNNY TO SEE A WOMAN SOLICITING A CHILD. THE PARODY OFFERS NO REDEMPTION. ITS AWFUL.”
Luke: “A 12yo is not a child. When I was 12, this is just what I wanted most.”
Rabbi: “Bartol, she’s not soliticiting anything. That’s all going on inside his head. It’s his wishful thinking.”