Selling Yourself To Make Money

I was telling my friends how I sold my beard to a family member for $444.

This beautiful young woman responded, “I wish I had something I could sell to make money.”

All the guys immediately cracked up because she didn’t have a clue what she was saying.

It reminds of female personal assistants who talk about “taking care of their client when he comes into town.” They don’t mean anything sexual, but that’s the way a guy’s mind reacts when he hears such stuff. “Oh, I’m taking care of John when he’s in town.”

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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