Gilbert Gotfried got fired for these jokes.
From Gilbert Gotftried’s twitter page:
Japan is really advanced. They don’t go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
6:29 AM Mar 13th via web
What do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They’re both radio active.
1:36 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Japan had put out this urgent plea….” PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!”
1:05 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Japan called me. They said “maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they’re all sinking.
12:33 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
I fucked a girl in japan. She screamed “I feel the earth move and I’m getting wet.”
12:12 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
My book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in japan. It’s making quite a splash.
12:10 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.
12:02 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said “okay, but you’ll have to sleep in the wet spot.”
11:38 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
11:23 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said “is there a school in this area.” She said “not now, but just wait.”
11:06 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day.
10:39 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
