Spend Passover In Egypt

I’m leading a rebel tour:

I’m live on my cam:

matisyahu:  I saw a Canadian documentary called ‘GIve me your Soul’ which I  think should have included more of your comments
YourMoralLeader:  yep
matisyahu:  Bryan Adams
matisyahu:  Canadian content!
matisyahu:  why did you leave lukeisback?
YourMoralLeader:  porned out
matisyahu:  I understand
YourMoralLeader:  what work do you do?
matisyahu:  I am a civil servant… work for territorial government
matisyahu:  I have to tell you Luke…. I appreciate your works and will continue to read your comments
matisyahu:  I hope this is not weird … like misty for me…. sorry… if I come across
matisyahu:  I wanted to be Jew like you
matisyahu:  but I am not
matisyahu:  tell me if this is true
matisyahu:  Christopher Hitchens says that Orthodox Jewish men
matisyahu:  say ‘thank you Lord for not making me a woman or goyim’
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  so did socrates
guest128:  hi it is colguy3
YourMoralLeader:  hey man
YourMoralLeader:  col, ur a porn star?
guest128:  yes are you going to try to convert me or something
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  should I?
guest128:  no
YourMoralLeader:  how did you get into porn?
guest128:  new a few people
guest128:  mandingo is my neighbor
YourMoralLeader:  ahh
guest128:  and i go to the same gym as mr marcus
matisyahu:  Luke, how are you doing?
User guest126 changed their name to Sam.
Sam:  How is the blogging going moneywise?
YourMoralLeader:  bad
YourMoralLeader:  up to $10 a day off adsense, must 5x that
Sam:  Im surprised cuz I know a lot of people read you
User guest128 left the room.
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YourMoralLeader:  thanks man, i’ll figure it out
User Sam changed their name to Sammy.
Sammy:  Luke couldn’t you fit a small bed or at least an army cot in there?
YourMoralLeader:  i like the floor
YourMoralLeader:  the ladies dont
YourMoralLeader:  got any good stories?
Sammy:  masocist
YourMoralLeader:  true
Sammy:  this cam is fascinating.  I too have read you since 99-00
Sammy:  I saw yr grape juice lifting exercises before.  What else do you do to workout?
YourMoralLeader:  walk a couple of miles a day, if I do more, I get a CFS relapse
YourMoralLeader:  i used to run marathons
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YourMoralLeader:  yo maven
guest129:  nice beard and its not even omer time yet
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matisyahu:  Bubeleh, what is the matter?
maven:  the chaptzem ad for passover is a hoot.
matisyahu:  Zol zein!
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maven:  and i think you are influencing me musically. Last night I downloaded an ABBA album
YourMoralLeader:  lol
maven:  yes, both voulez vouz and supertrooper…
maven:  what are you working on now?
YourMoralLeader:  my "cheap hotels blog"
maven:   i didn’t know you had one. Couldnt find any in Europe with the weak dollar
maven:  cheap hotels, that is.
YourMoralLeader:  http://cheaphotelsnews.blogspot.com/
maven:  oh, do you list the Days Inn in NYC, the famous one?
YourMoralLeader:  dunno
maven:  you know, David Pattersons meeting place
maven:  so teach me something new spiritually. I need a thrill before going to bed.
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Sammy:  you mentioned yellow fever.  Do you prefer Asian chicks? Is that what you meant?
YourMoralLeader:  i dont prefer
YourMoralLeader:  but I do enjoy
YourMoralLeader:  I dabble
Sammy:  Don’t worry I am on yr wavelength
YourMoralLeader:  no, this is great
Sammy:  Actually Pac Islanders most of all
matisyahu:  ????
YourMoralLeader:  cool
Sammy:  Luke I plan on marrying at about 40.  So you and I aren’t too far off. 
Sammy:  I have the sensation like you can see me.  I bet most do too
maven:  This is great surrealism. I’m thinking about the big picture, and this guy’s trying to get you going on about Filipino girls.
joe:  and everyone knows that asian girls like yeshiva guys, in my kippa wearing days I was an asian magnet
Sammy:  Filipinas – gods gift to mankind
Sammy:  I tend to get along w/ filipinas more than other types
joe:  When we were in yeshiva we thought that would make a great script for a film.
Sammy:  Do you think any erotic stuff short of porn can be moral/have benefit to society?
Sammy:  say nonsexual nudity?
YourMoralLeader:  doubtful
YourMoralLeader:  that bloke who travels the world shoooting 5000 naked people at  a time, he’s done good work
Sammy:  I don’t like him but how about playboy- sinful even at that level?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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