Spend Passover In Egypt

I’m leading a rebel tour:

I’m live on my cam:

matisyahu:  I saw a Canadian documentary called ‘GIve me your Soul’ which I  think should have included more of your comments
YourMoralLeader:  yep
matisyahu:  Bryan Adams
matisyahu:  Canadian content!
matisyahu:  why did you leave lukeisback?
YourMoralLeader:  porned out
matisyahu:  I understand
YourMoralLeader:  what work do you do?
matisyahu:  I am a civil servant… work for territorial government
matisyahu:  I have to tell you Luke…. I appreciate your works and will continue to read your comments
matisyahu:  I hope this is not weird … like misty for me…. sorry… if I come across
matisyahu:  I wanted to be Jew like you
matisyahu:  but I am not
matisyahu:  tell me if this is true
matisyahu:  Christopher Hitchens says that Orthodox Jewish men
matisyahu:  say ‘thank you Lord for not making me a woman or goyim’
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  so did socrates
guest128:  hi it is colguy3
YourMoralLeader:  hey man
YourMoralLeader:  col, ur a porn star?
guest128:  yes are you going to try to convert me or something
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  should I?
guest128:  no
YourMoralLeader:  how did you get into porn?
guest128:  new a few people
guest128:  mandingo is my neighbor
YourMoralLeader:  ahh
guest128:  and i go to the same gym as mr marcus
matisyahu:  Luke, how are you doing?
User guest126 changed their name to Sam.
Sam:  How is the blogging going moneywise?
YourMoralLeader:  bad
YourMoralLeader:  up to $10 a day off adsense, must 5x that
Sam:  Im surprised cuz I know a lot of people read you
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YourMoralLeader:  thanks man, i’ll figure it out
User Sam changed their name to Sammy.
Sammy:  Luke couldn’t you fit a small bed or at least an army cot in there?
YourMoralLeader:  i like the floor
YourMoralLeader:  the ladies dont
YourMoralLeader:  got any good stories?
Sammy:  masocist
YourMoralLeader:  true
Sammy:  this cam is fascinating.  I too have read you since 99-00
Sammy:  I saw yr grape juice lifting exercises before.  What else do you do to workout?
YourMoralLeader:  walk a couple of miles a day, if I do more, I get a CFS relapse
YourMoralLeader:  i used to run marathons
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YourMoralLeader:  yo maven
guest129:  nice beard and its not even omer time yet
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matisyahu:  Bubeleh, what is the matter?
maven:  the chaptzem ad for passover is a hoot.
matisyahu:  Zol zein!
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maven:  and i think you are influencing me musically. Last night I downloaded an ABBA album
YourMoralLeader:  lol
maven:  yes, both voulez vouz and supertrooper…
maven:  what are you working on now?
YourMoralLeader:  my "cheap hotels blog"
maven:   i didn’t know you had one. Couldnt find any in Europe with the weak dollar
maven:  cheap hotels, that is.
YourMoralLeader:  http://cheaphotelsnews.blogspot.com/
maven:  oh, do you list the Days Inn in NYC, the famous one?
YourMoralLeader:  dunno
maven:  you know, David Pattersons meeting place
maven:  so teach me something new spiritually. I need a thrill before going to bed.
YourMoralLeader:  lol
Sammy:  you mentioned yellow fever.  Do you prefer Asian chicks? Is that what you meant?
YourMoralLeader:  i dont prefer
YourMoralLeader:  but I do enjoy
YourMoralLeader:  I dabble
Sammy:  Don’t worry I am on yr wavelength
YourMoralLeader:  no, this is great
Sammy:  Actually Pac Islanders most of all
matisyahu:  ????
YourMoralLeader:  cool
Sammy:  Luke I plan on marrying at about 40.  So you and I aren’t too far off. 
Sammy:  I have the sensation like you can see me.  I bet most do too
maven:  This is great surrealism. I’m thinking about the big picture, and this guy’s trying to get you going on about Filipino girls.
joe:  and everyone knows that asian girls like yeshiva guys, in my kippa wearing days I was an asian magnet
Sammy:  Filipinas – gods gift to mankind
Sammy:  I tend to get along w/ filipinas more than other types
joe:  When we were in yeshiva we thought that would make a great script for a film.
Sammy:  Do you think any erotic stuff short of porn can be moral/have benefit to society?
Sammy:  say nonsexual nudity?
YourMoralLeader:  doubtful
YourMoralLeader:  that bloke who travels the world shoooting 5000 naked people at  a time, he’s done good work
Sammy:  I don’t like him but how about playboy- sinful even at that level?

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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