I’m hearing many inspiring testimonies about the purifying effects of watching me sleep.
Please join my online community of like-minded believers in the chat room and be sanctified on this the lord’s day for goyim:
YourMoralLeader: there’s something purifying in watching me rest?
watchingyousleep: my friend just left
watchingyousleep: it is kind of weird
watchingyousleep: we were reading articles about sex and judaism
watchingyousleep: http://shma.com/dec_07/archive.phtml
YourMoralLeader: cool, what did you learn that was most interesting?
YourMoralLeader: how many men can a woman such as yourself love in one lifetime?
watchingyousleep: dunno he left and now i am looking at other stuff
watchingyousleep: i don’t know how many men i can love in one lifetime
guest8: 1 man
User guest10 entered the room.
guest8: Do we need them
watchingyousleep: who do you mean by "we"?
User guest10 left the room.
guest8: we the wo/men of this world
watchingyousleep: i don’t know. love is complicated
YourMoralLeader: how many men/women have you loved in your life?
guest8: only the and only!
watchingyousleep: i don’t know, i don’t think i know what love really is
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YourMoralLeader: i want to go wher elove is
YourMoralLeader: i want you to show me
YourMoralLeader: I’ve loved only a few women in my life
guest8: you beast
watchingyousleep: how did you kknow it was love and not lust?
guest8: ya you wild beast
YourMoralLeader: i’ve lusted after hundreds of women
YourMoralLeader: and conquered about 40
watchingyousleep: what differentiated these women?
watchingyousleep: i’ve conquered 2 women
guest8: you wicked man things
watchingyousleep: i am female
YourMoralLeader: but those four, one at age 15, two at 27/28, and then one in 2000….
guest8: so am I
watchingyousleep: who were they and how did you know it was love?
guest8: because I was foolish
watchingyousleep: were they all girlfriends? or were some loves unreturned
YourMoralLeader: i’m just measuring by the intensity of my feelings and that i had a relationship with each, yeah, all GFs
watchingyousleep: maybe you were just codependent with them
watchingyousleep: and you thought it was love
guest8: Ah I see
YourMoralLeader: hmm, must ponder
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YourMoralLeader: i feel more comfortable talking about sex, but torah prohibits that
guest8: I’ve only had one beast in my life and it was not love
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watchingyousleep: i met someone who said she’s in coda
watchingyousleep: codependents anonymous
watchingyousleep: that would be an awesome place for you to meet people, yml
watchingyousleep: oh you’re back in bed
watchingyousleep: hey we are watching luke sleep
watchingyousleep: let’s see how long he can remain there knowing we are all watching him and talking about him
