I Have More Friends In Porn Than In Torah

Whenever I wanted to catch a ride to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo, it was never a problem. I always had several rides to choose from. There were always people I could stay with at various hotels on the strip for the convention. There were even attractive young women who wanted to sleep with me.

But I can’t find anyone who wants to give me a ride to LimmudLA.

I am truly a loser.

I have a bad case of Premature LimmudLA Anxiety.

Make it a crime to be lonely or sad.

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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