I’m Getting Nose Implants

Even though I’ve grown this long beard and I wear my tzitzit out, people can still tell I wasn’t born Jewish. Even non-Jews can tell.

One woman said to me: “You don’t really have the traditional Jewish nose though. Don’t you need that too?”

Yes, that’s why I’m getting nose implants. DDs.

I figure it’s easier than improving my character.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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