I Hate To Chat Online

Email’s no distraction for me, I feel like I can answer it whenever, but chat commands my attention for some reason. A tic of mine. It bugs me. I only chat online if there’s money in it for me, or a woman, or content for my blog.

Most of my days I unplug my phone, avoid all chat, and just hunker down to learning how to make money online.

I will make one exception. For you, honey, I’ll make the time. Do you think we’re ready for email? I don’t want to rush things. Perhaps we’re ready for email? Don’t rush in blindly, sweet thing, letting your lusts get the better of you. Remember what the Torah says: Emailing can lead to IMing which can lead to MySpace and Facebook…and before you know it, you’re behind closed doors dancing in the dark.

But the sun’s been quite high while I wrote this blog, it’s for people like you who keep it turned on… Those are the sweetest eyes I’ve ever seen.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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