Luke Ford Needs A Wife

Chaim Amalek emails:

Nothing more compellingly chastises a man for not being married than being sick.  (Of course, not having real health insurance, and trying to sleep in a room that’s 16 degrees above freezing do not help matters any.)

So here I sit/groan, trapped in the netherworld between contemplating the task of vomiting out my brains and otherwise disposing of everything I ate in the last 48 hours.

Luke, find yourself a good woman (how is it that Holly is still single?) to care for you.  Otherwise, my plight may be your future.

Perhaps you should resurrect Lukefordneedsawife blog.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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