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Jim emails: “Jeez, you’re pathetic. And it’s baffling why you possess such a seemingly high opinion of yourself as a “writer.” All but one of your books have been self-published in the vanity press and the rest of your work is mostly copy-and-paste nonsense that you give away for free on the Internet. You suck, and are definitely NOT the towering intellectual figure you seem to think you are. You need to be blinded with a dull awl, your tongue pulled out with a pair of vice grips, doused in naphtha and set ablaze. You’re not a writer, moron, and you never will be. You’re just some jerk-off faggot with a blog. Get over yourself.”