Lewis Fein’s Thanksgiving

Lewisafein: yams and apple pie are fighting in my belly, worse than modern orthodox and frum
Luzdedos1: i am reading bob novak’s autobiography
Lewisafein: the stuff about his bar mitzvah is good
Lewisafein: when he became really jewish
Lewisafein: i’m the least thing from religious but it hurts to see him abandon the tribe
Lewisafein: it’s like he went to the yankees, and in the trade we picked up an aging relief pitcher named luke ford
Lewisafein: how’s your fast ball
Luzdedos1: weak
Luzdedos1: did you have thanksgiving with the rabbi?
Lewisafein: i did. his wife’s wig fell off while serving me schlag
Lewisafein: she’s yul brenner under that thing
Lewisafein: as she was straightening it i hear the "magnificent seven"
Lewisafein: dun dun dah dah