Facebook Saves Time

A lot of people — usually losers — tell me they’re not on Facebook because it is a time-waster. It takes them away from the study of Torah.

I find being on Facebook saves me time and allows me to spend more time with the sacred text.

When I hit singles events, I no longer have to go through the mortification of asking a girl for her phone number. I just get her name and then hit her up on Facebook.

Facebook makes it easy to stay in touch with people. It reminds you of birthdays and parties and Torah learning sessions. I do much of my communicating these days via Facebook. It’s quick and clean, much like myself.

On Facebook, I have 300 friends. In the real world, not so many.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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