2016 Election Is One For The Ages

Comments:

* Imagine an election in which a candidate does not ever actually appear. Only surrogates do. Like the person hardly exists at all. Maybe this would be a more honest reflection of how things work: We are not voting for a person, but for a regime, the same regime as always.

“Vote for _______”fill in the blank. There’s actually nothing in the blank, and it does not matter.

It’s like that T-shirt I love: “Go Local Sports Team and/or College!”

They’ll prop up Mrs. Clinton like a scarecrow if they have to, and the correct masses will obey Michelle and every other one of their superiors, as they always do.

Still, seeing the old crook wobble and faint made my day. Keep it coming!

* Michelle seems a ludicrous choice to anyone paying the least bit of attention, but remember the utter rapture expressed in the MSM and many other quarters over her recent DNC speech (even Hugh Hewitt, for example, gushed like crazy).

I also recall numerous FB friends describing how they were shivering, weeping, cheering, etc., while Michelle spoke. They see her as a goddess, even farther beyond criticism than BO himself.

* More band names plucked verbatim from the comments, in chronological order:

Is There Still Time for Hillary to Drop Out?

Fluff The Muff
Panic Is Weakness
9 Freaks In Black Dresses
Too Late For Tim
Son In Secret Service
Imagine Reince Priebus
Right By Fluke
Withdrawal Is Futile
Perception Of Chaos
Dorian Gray Thing
Bust Out The Zipper Mask
Globo-Crunch
Mercy For Cankles
Meds Won’t Help
Winner Before Bedtime
Disco Background
Mental Image Of Steve
Yes Yes My Models
Still Shitfaced
Whoa That Video
Jew From Vermont
Of The Fringes
Fed Spoonfeed
Whiffing On Gimmies
Still Feel The Pea
Last Of Their Luster
Caligula Kaine
Hillary’s Bedroom
Big Slice Of College
Mancrush On Mittens

Hillary Not Looking Well

Stable Clodhoppers
Green Bronchial Ejecta
Allergy Shizzle
Blame A Russian
Amber Lamps
Bulging Eye Roll
Spasmodic Twitches
More Vigorous Face
Polonium!
Suge Knight With A Vagina
Rim Shotski
Sucking For Air
Occasional Glitches
Karma Bitch
Becankled Shoe
Complete Trauma Unit
Bush Vomit
Expired Pickles
Smiting The Hindmost

Kaine, Sanders, Biden, Warren, or … Michelle?

Unnatural Stiffening
Seek Out Chewbacca
Cold Dead Fangs
Smokey Backroom
Perhaps Madeleine
Seizure Angle
Stick Lesbian
Bulging Wieners

* A little while ago Facebook Trends had the story on Hillary Clinton’s health, stating that over 1M people were talking about it. Then it just disappeared from the trending list. The top story now is about Steve Harvey meeting his look-alike on Family feud, with 62K people discussing it. They’re also telling me about how 1.2K (1,200) people are discussing Terrelle Pryor making a catch in a football game.

I’m not very facebook savvy, but that looks a bit suspicious to me.

* Just reviewed drudge’s reverse angle video of Hillary’s event.
She is stiff, uncoordinated, halting in a global, whole body fashion.
The black assistant(same guy in another video who comes to podium?) lets her start to walk on her own, not something one would do if she were fainting.
If she were fainting, she should have been supine and rushed to ER.
It appears the event was not unexpected.
This adds more credence that she has a significant movement disorder.
The process is poorly controlled as one can see.

* I think the reason Trump is ahead and pulling away is that the dems aren’t considering “rhetoric fatigue” they may be creating by constantly doubling-down on their politically correct catch-phrases by her party, and especially the news outlets who have declared they can no longer report the news in a professional manner regarding Trump. Looking at you, NYT.

Because of this, I think recruiting Michelle Obama is a YUGE mistake. She’s a monolith of shrill, superficial inane catchphrases, and her “bitch face” has not improved over the years, not to mention the national “negro-fatigue” that many who are not a negro, or negrophile, is currently suffering from to dangerous degrees.

* One suspects that her SS contingent hates her guts and might be acting a bit slow as a result. I bet there was a lot of smirking going on and maybe a few toasts later that night at the bar.

* As far as I can tell, Michelle Obama has mostly gone through life wanting Ann Romney’s life. She keeps getting annoyed by the fact that her culture wants her to take on more ambitious, more masculine roles. For example, back in school, everybody wanted her to play basketball because she’s tall and broad-shouldered and her older brother was a star. But she doesn’t like sports. She didn’t particularly like going to Whitney Young HS, Princeton, and Harvard Law. She would have liked being a bigger fish in a smaller pond.

Everybody wanted her to be a hot shot lawyer, but she didn’t like law. She kind of likes political jobs where she builds networks by handing out other people’s money, but when those kind of jobs are in short supply, she’d rather stay home with her kids.

She likes clothes, vacations, and family life. She didn’t like that her bookish husband wasn’t maximizing his earning potential, turning down a million dollar per year job offer to head the liberal Joyce Foundation in order to stay in the part-time state senate.

* I wish the NYT’s would just tell the truth for once and write that the Obamas hate the Clintons. There is no way that Michelle or Barack Obama wants Hillary to win the presidency despite their obligatory and occasional voice of support required by Democrats. If Hillary loses, drops out of the race or dies before November 8th then the Obamas will reign supreme with the insiders of the Democrat party for another 4 to 8 years. If Hillary wins, the Obamas are out of the spotlight and will make much less money.

* It does not take genius to note that the Obama Machine is in rivalry with the Clinton Machine for control of the patronage spigot. Deciding who gets favors, that affect trillions of dollars. And they keep thousands of people employed. Who have a direct stake in the money machines going.

For them its not about mass immigration, as much as keeping their court position open in the royal house of Clinton or Obama. The Republican Party has a weaker version of, the Bush dynasty, but that’s it.

Plus as a practical matter a Black candidate means big Black turnout, 98% Black vote, and about 40% of the White vote, particularly virtue signaling White women. So there’s that.

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