Category Archives: Satire

The Not So Dirty Secrets Of Luke Ford

The name Luke Ford is all but synonymous with debauchery – the sexy blogger is equally famous for his racy publication as his simultaneous relationships with young, blonde women and the notoriously raucous parties held at the Hovel. But the … Continue reading

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RebMoshe.com!

In heretofore secret documents now finally unveiled by the Leader, Reb Moshe lays out his plans for his very own website (grammatical and spelling mistakes are in the original): Through the gift of ruach HaKodesh (Holy Spirit), HaShem showed me … Continue reading

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I Was A Talmid Of The Rav!

Only now can the truth be told! I know every rabbi claims to have been a talmid of the Rav, but I really was. I studded under the Rav for three years when he was still teaching in Yiddish. The … Continue reading

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I’m Entering A Blogger Treatment Center

Only now can the full story be told. Just before Rosh Hashanah, I drank too much manishevitz and outed some 18-year old seminarian blogger. Then I went to the Crowne Plaza on Pico and Beverwil and got into a fight … Continue reading

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Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It

From The Onion: NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I acknowledge that … Continue reading

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