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Category Archives: Satire
What Happened To Our Country?
Joe Queenan writes: This, after all, is a country where strapping young men take up two seats on the subway while pregnant women and the elderly cling to the overhead straps for dear life. This is a country where parents … Continue reading
Posted in Blacks, Satire
Tagged african american culture, country joe, dear life, golf swing, hispanic man, hispanic woman, joe queenan, stand ups, teacher night
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I Am The Father Of Bristol Palin’s Baby
I appreciate the discretion Palins used in their statement, identifying me only by my first Hebrew name: "We ask the media, respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates." Now I feel … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged hebrew name, jim wilson, moral leader, palin, religious community, trig
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To Pray
I walk into shul, sit next to the rabbi, and for the next three hours we’re silent except for rattling off our prayers.. Finally, after adon olam and kiddish, I shake his hand and say, "Gut shabbos." "Look," he replies. … Continue reading
The Miserable Jews
I just watched this cool 1998 movie starring Rabbi Yosef Blau as Inspector Javert and Rabbi Marc Winiarz as Jean Valjean. It was a thriller! Winiarz was imprisoned at age nineteen for stealing forbidden fourteen year old loving when he was a starving yeshiva … Continue reading
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Tagged daughter cosette, inspector javert, jean valjean, rabbi shlomo carlebach, rabbi yosef, yeshiva student
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