Category Archives: Personal

How come there are so many hotties in Chabad?

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Luke Ford

Even the most religious Lubavitch women frequently wear tight stylish colorful outfits in the latest fashion, luxurious sheitels, high ****-me pumps and the whole megillah. Why Lord do You tempt me so sorely like this when I only want to … Continue reading →

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I’m Tired Of Trying To Pass As A White Man

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Luke Ford

I’m ready to embrace my inner brotha. Bein black and representin sounds awesome. Crackin open a 40 right now, Old English is just how I roll, I’m trading in my ales for malts, nice and thick like my hos. Goin … Continue reading →

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The Lentil Loaf

Posted on October 13, 2013 by Luke Ford

I had this shiksa GF Holly. She didn’t understand what I ate. She wanted to make dinner for me. I suggested she ask my mother for a recipe and provided my mom’s email address. My mom emailed Holly back a … Continue reading →

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Does She Love Me Back?

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Luke Ford

Dear Diary, It’s been five weeks since I was here. Wow, what a long discouraging CFS relapse. Down over two months. But I’m back. I was struggling, feeling down and hopeless and alone. I gave up almost all writing. I … Continue reading →

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My Unrighteous Mind

Posted on September 29, 2013 by Luke Ford

In Antonio Damasio’s book Descartes’ Error: Emotion, Reason, and the Human Brain, he writes about people who suffer an injury to the ventromedial pre-frontal cortex (VMPFC) just behind the bridge of the nose. “Their emotionality dropped nearly to zero. They … Continue reading →

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