Category Archives: Personal

How come there are so many hotties in Chabad?

Even the most religious Lubavitch women frequently wear tight stylish colorful outfits in the latest fashion, luxurious sheitels, high ****-me pumps and the whole megillah. Why Lord do You tempt me so sorely like this when I only want to … Continue reading

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I’m Tired Of Trying To Pass As A White Man

I’m ready to embrace my inner brotha. Bein black and representin sounds awesome. Crackin open a 40 right now, Old English is just how I roll, I’m trading in my ales for malts, nice and thick like my hos. Goin … Continue reading

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The Lentil Loaf

I had this shiksa GF Holly. She didn’t understand what I ate. She wanted to make dinner for me. I suggested she ask my mother for a recipe and provided my mom’s email address. My mom emailed Holly back a … Continue reading

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Does She Love Me Back?

Dear Diary, It’s been five weeks since I was here. Wow, what a long discouraging CFS relapse. Down over two months. But I’m back. I was struggling, feeling down and hopeless and alone. I gave up almost all writing. I … Continue reading

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My Unrighteous Mind

In Antonio Damasio’s book Descartes’ Error: Emotion, Reason, and the Human Brain, he writes about people who suffer an injury to the ventromedial pre-frontal cortex (VMPFC) just behind the bridge of the nose. “Their emotionality dropped nearly to zero. They … Continue reading

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