Category Archives: Personal

A Particularly Wrenching Torah Talk

It’s not uncommon for me to pour my heart out on Torah Talk (though most of the time I hide behind my cynicism). Tonight was particularly painful. I told the truth about a letch who hit on girls during kiddish … Continue reading

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I Sometimes Fear I’m Not A Good Representative Of The Alexander Technique

I wear the uniform of the Alexander teacher. I wear the little hat and the fringes. I have the Alexander name. I abstain from the forbidden foods and observe the sacred holidays. Despite my joy in playing dress-up, when the … Continue reading

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The Jewish Walk Of Shame

I usually leave the house by 6 a.m. weekdays so I can walk to shul and learn Talmud and say the morning prayers with my community. Convinced of my own righteousness, I pay little attention to the noise I make … Continue reading

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Do You Behave Better On Your Own Or When You’re With Others?

Hanging out with Rabbi Rabbs on Shabbos, he read to me a few sentences from Rabbi Avigdor Miller who said that you should spend as much time as possible on your own so that you are not dragged down morally … Continue reading

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Ever Done The Passover Seder By Yourself?

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When God Sends You A Woman For Passover

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Speak of the devil, and ye shall hear the rustle of his wings

Greg Leake responds to last night’s Torah Talk: Hi Luke and Rabbs, Rabbs, I want to make a small qualification in respect to my pejorative characterization of the frum community in Dallas. As you know, four months ago I was … Continue reading

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My Nickname In High School Was ‘The Rapist’

After Torah Talk, I was lying in bed listening to Libera. I started thinking about Rochelle, a cute brunette I rode the bus with for part of my senior year at Placer High School in Auburn, CA. She was a … Continue reading

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How Do I Do It?

You may well wonder how I manage to put in seven-hour days four days a week? The answer is my faith in HaShem. Khunrum emails: Luke, has anyone asked you if you know celebrities like ahhhhh! Ron Jeremy? Congratulations buddy. … Continue reading

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I Was Thinking About Getting A Cat

I like pets. I’m more of a dog person than a cat person, but I’m thinking about getting a kitten. On the downside, about 10% of the population has pet allergies and this includes potential Alexander clients, friends and girlfriends. … Continue reading

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