Category Archives: Personal

My Grand Purim

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Luke Ford

I am having a freiliche Purim and a great chuckle over those 75,000 Hamanites who met their doom at the hands of the Jews. Puts me in the mood for Passover, and the termination of all the first born sons … Continue reading →

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Let’s Talk About Reproduction

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Luke Ford

A reader suggests: “If you want to reproduce couldn’t you just buy an egg of some high IQ woman and then pay for a Mexican to be the surrogate mother for it? If you don’t have the money for it … Continue reading →

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To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Luke Ford

I’ve dated a lot of girls who went to Harvard, but yeah, none of them wanted to marry me. Darren Melamed Tell us about all the girls who DID want to marry you. Luke Ford They were co-dependent and didn’t … Continue reading →

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Could Prolonged Abstinence Turn Me Into A?

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Luke Ford

A concerned Jew tells me: “It isn’t healthy for you. At the rate you are going one of these skinhead types will want to gay sex you and when you refuse, they’ll kill you.” Chaim Amalek: “I’m sure you could … Continue reading →

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Perhaps I Was Wrong

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Luke Ford

So this is how one relationship ended for me. We had been going out for a year, broken up half a dozen times. She was ten years younger and an Eight. We had finished dinner. She had eaten only a … Continue reading →

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