I went to my mail box this morning to pick up my tax forms from my accountant and they’re not what I’ve been getting for 15 years. I leave angry emails and phone calls with my accountant and get an email back: “The IRS has a problem with forms that taxpayers can just copy previous years.” OK. So I drive to my writing class in Venice. At 2pm, I go to my friend’s house and trade Alexander Technique work till near 5 pm, when I drive to Santa Monica for this Purim party and I can’t get my key out of the ignition. I Google the problem on my smart phone, call the previous owner, try a million things, give up, drive home. Still can’t get key out of ignition. I’m in Park. Then I accidentally release the button for the automatic ignition that allows you to shift gears (it got stuck) and when I do that, there’s a click and the key comes out of the ignition.
I could drive back to Santa Monica for the party but I’m tired and frustrated and staying home to do my taxes.
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