Category Archives: Personal

* Wife: “I could reheat something or honey, you could pick up something on the way home piping hot!” * How come escorts advertise the complete “Girlfriend Experience” but not the complete “Wife Experience”? * My friend thinks the worst … Continue reading →

Luke: I don’t think I could take you coming every week, I’d be too jealous of your celebrity. Friend: We are both celebrities in our own worlds. FYI, I’m not enjoying your Twitter style retweeting on fb. Don’t be such … Continue reading →

A friend told me today I should go to Jerusalem and get stabbed by an Arab. It would help my reputation in the community and be good for my career. Later in the day, he gave me a modified Heil … Continue reading →

Luke: “I converted to Judaism 22 years ago. Where’s my seat on the board of a bank or a movie studio?” Friend: “You have to pay me, and Chaim and Shlomo $10,000 a month for three years, and then we’ll … Continue reading →

So I was demonstrating tonight before some senior citizens the effortless freedom of the Alexander Technique, swanning in and out of the couch, lengthening and widening up and down in my flawless use of the self, I was a true … Continue reading →