Category Archives: Personal

Why Am I Here?

Posted on January 13, 2016 by Luke Ford

Charles Boissoneau-Nunno: To leave us your engrams for the future A.I. Don Booth: To make a difference David Morgan: To talk about Jews. Darren Melamed: Because all the 12 step programs are over. Charles Edward Lincoln: To totally aggravate everybody … Continue reading →

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I Was 4

Posted on January 12, 2016 by Luke Ford

I was about four years of age in this photo. I lived for about a year with Fiona (above) and her parents Ken and Eleanor Barrett, in Shepparton, Victoria, Australia before my family got back together after my dad married … Continue reading →

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Faking Disability

Posted on January 12, 2016 by Luke Ford

It’s not unknown for children and adults to fake injuries to get attention. A parent might pick up a child who’s been running free at daycare and then once the mom arrives, the child goes back to limping to get … Continue reading →

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How Can I Be Of Service To You?

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Luke Ford

I just Facebooked several friends asking, “How can I be of service to you?” Now that I have demonstrated my sobriety and altruism, I can go back to business as usual. Funnily enough, none of them took me seriously. Friend: … Continue reading →

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Freedom Of Movement

Posted on January 6, 2016 by Luke Ford

* I went to the physical therapist today for my tight hamstrings. PT: “So what do you do?” Luke: “I teach freedom of movement.” * If you want to get ahead in Hollywood, take Crescent Heights. I did five miles … Continue reading →

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