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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff) LATEST POSTS:
- The Melania Trump Voice
- The Usha Vance Voice
- The JD Vance Voice
- The Jared Kushner Voice
- The Susie Wiles Voice
- The Jamie Dimon Voice
- The All-In Podcast Voice
- The Kara Swisher Voice
- The Warren Buffet Voice
- The Voice of Rabbi Yaakov Israel Ifergan
- Alliance Theory and the Iran War
- The Amnon Yitzhak Voice
- Will Wilkinson: From Libertarian to Liberal
- The Eliezer Shlomo Shick Voice
- Kerry Howley
- The Zamir Cohen Voice
- The Rav Shach Show
- The Pini Dunner Voice
- The Shalom Rosner Voice
- Dan Turrentine: Fundraiser, Operative, Commentator
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* American Epistemics (1-19-26)
* The Most Socially Toxic Inconvenient Truths (1-18-26)
* The Luke Ford Genre (1-18-26)
* The Filkins Pivot: Legacy Prestige and the Fracturing of the Chattering Class (1-16-26)
* Decoding The Trump Doctrine (1-4-26)
* If Tatiana Schlossberg were “Tatiana Smith” (12-30-25)
* ‘I’m So Trained’: How The Credential Society Burned Down the Palisades (12-28-25)
* Status Closure and The Lost Generation (12-25-25)
* The Bondi Massacre (12-15-25)
* Sydney Jews Learn That Their Aussie Social Contract Has Become A Suicide Pact (12-15-25)
* Terror in Sydney: Analyzing the “Chanukah by the Sea” Massacre (12-14-25)
* Decoding Nick Fuentes (11-2-25)
* The Landscape of Emotional Sobriety (10-29-30)
* The Rise & Fall Of Air Supply (10-19-25)
* No Kings, No Results: How Elite Pride Replaced Real Progress (10-19-25)
* You Are An Important Soldier In A Great War (9-7-25)
* The Revolt Of The Masses (8-31-25)
* The Covenant of Ashwood (8-24-25)
* If you can’t trust central bankers, then who can you trust? (8-23-25)
* Why Is The Elite Media Singing From The Same Hymnal About The Trump-Putin Summit? (8-17-25)
* Why Do Smart News Operations Sound So Uniformly Dumb So Often? (8-16-25)
* Nobody Is Coming (8-10-25)
* When Elites Restrict Our Speech, It’s Because They Love Truth, Freedom & Democracy (8-3-25)
Category Archives: Personal
Looking For Root Causes
I’m wiped, man. I spent all day countering violent extremism, investigating root causes, and opening up economic opportunity for underprivileged people of color, and now I have hardly anything left for my FB friends.
I Did It For You!
A friend opens up a bottle of kosher peanuts and insists I take some. Luke: “No thank you.” Friend: “I did it for you.” Luke: “That’s what Jesus said on the Cross. And again, no thank you.” * I have … Continue reading
I’ve Been Talking To A Singer About Kol Isha
Judaism prohibits men from listening to a woman sing in public. A hottie asks me: “I wonder if guys look at me while I’m performing and think dirty thoughts.” I replied, “The question is if they think anything else.” Girl: … Continue reading
Love At First Sight
So do you believe in love at first sight? What if you see someone across the room and she smiles and your whole being explodes? I’m not talking about lust. I’m not talking about seeing somebody and all you can … Continue reading
I Want The World To Love Me
A friend who’s known me since childhood says: “You want everyone to love you. You want to be special to everyone. I so understand you. You have to have been unloved to understand this need.” “As to NPD (Narcissistic Personality … Continue reading
The World Cup Of Cricket
I tell a friend in Australia via Skype: “We thrashed the Poms by a hundred runs. I was telling everyone at shul about it but they thought I was a dago. They couldn’t care less.” Mate: “I thought everyone in … Continue reading
I Was Meant To Be A Redeemer, Not A Blogger
Chaim Amalek: “Hashem wanted you to redeem a few shiksa women from a lifetime of shameful prostitution (or as porners – same thing) by marrying one or more of them and procreating with them and thereby being as a light … Continue reading
Perhaps An Aboriginal Convert?
I got a bracha this morning that I should marry an Aboriginal convert to Orthodox Judaism and have 20 kids with her and have to erase half of my racist posts. * While I was davening the Amidah (central prayer … Continue reading
Dating & Blogging
I met this Nice Jewish Girl. We were a couple of addicts and like crazy kids, we fell in love over the internet. We enjoyed massive chats on Facebook and long talks on the phone. We dreamed about one day … Continue reading
If Luke Ford went a-wilding, what would it look like?
* He writes a blog post. * Chaim Amalek: “Luke innocently bumps into an angry black woman, apologizes, returns home to watch some British TV program.”