Category Archives: Personal

Marry Me

* I fear retweeting is damaging my brand. I should be more original my friends say. * Why are all and I do mean ALL of the Trump women so hot and the average Democrat woman so un-hot? * Why … Continue reading

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Finding A Wife

Friend: What are you doing to attract a wife? Luke: Hagbah Tweeting Friend: No women present I hope u have followers on Twitter, not many in fb. Maybe if you stopped wasting your time on Shtuyot, and went to social … Continue reading

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Chaim Amalek: “Micah X” is a kick-ass name, one that I predict will be selected by many a black woman for her son.

Chaim Amalek writes: “Were there specific trigger events associated with specific dates that led you to go from writing mostly about porn to writing mostly about the Jewish world to writing mostly about race? Your readers would find this interesting. … Continue reading

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If the homeless killer does not stop soon, all our streets will be safe, clean and pleasant places to walk. Sad!

Chaim Amalek: “First the came for the cats. But I do not own a cat so I said nothing. Then they came for the homeless, but I am not homeless so what business was it of mine? And then they … Continue reading

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Inspired by Elie Wiesel, I too want to make a living from the Holocaust

I’m working on my Treblinka memoir. Yeah, I made it up, but I have lots of company with fake Holocaust memoirs. Charles Nunno: “Performance art. Carry around your own gas chamber and take public showers with pornstars to raise money … Continue reading

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