Finding A Wife

Friend: What are you doing to attract a wife?
Luke: Hagbah
Tweeting
Friend: No women present
I hope u have followers on Twitter, not many in fb.
Maybe if you stopped wasting your time on Shtuyot, and went to social gatherings, there would be a spark.
The old Luke was a celebrity.
Twitter is for Goyim, anyways.

About Luke Ford

My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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