Friend: What are you doing to attract a wife?
Luke: Hagbah
Tweeting
Friend: No women present
I hope u have followers on Twitter, not many in fb.
Maybe if you stopped wasting your time on Shtuyot, and went to social gatherings, there would be a spark.
The old Luke was a celebrity.
Twitter is for Goyim, anyways.
- https://PayPal.Me/lukeisback
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)