Category Archives: Personal

Lustful Thoughts Are A Sin

I got some very bad news this afternoon. I was lying on my bed of nails listening to Torah talks by Rabbi Ari Kahn. In his second lecture on Rosh Hashanah, he says that lustful thoughts are a sin. Most … Continue reading

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Respect!

Hot Shiksa calls. I squeal: "You poked me on Facebook! This is a whole new direction for our relationship. We’re finally making our feelings concrete. It’s not just words. Now it’s down to poking. We’re making things holy." Hot Shiksa: … Continue reading

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Girls Don’t Dig Sarcasm

I was being sarcastic about gays today to this hot shiksa and she warned me that if I didn’t cut it out, I would "lose my conversation privileges."

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Dinner With My Best Friend From High School

Shannon shows up at 8:20 pm, twenty minutes late. I met him in the fall of 1982. We lived a mile from each other, a mile outside of Auburn, CA. I used to get rides to school with him. Shannon … Continue reading

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The Cure

"I need to thank you," I said to my girlfriend of eight months. "You have cured me of my lustful desires."

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