Category Archives: Personal

Funky Frum

I’m walking up Pico Blvd Shabbos morning and near Aish HaTorah on the other side of the street, I see a sign announcing that a store has closed and “moved to the internet.” It was FunkyFrum.com. Walking East on Pico … Continue reading

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Pants-Wearing Women Can Apply For Conversion Right Now On My Live Cam!

Act before Christmas while supplies last! My conversions are accepted by the Chief Rabbinate of Israel. Here’s my investigative report on women’s pants and the holy reasons rabbis want them removed. Beth: Luke, I am afraid I do wear pants … Continue reading

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Disturbing Dream

Last night, I dreamt that I befriended Michael Vick. I had him over to Shabbat dinner with some girls and my rabbi. After dinner, I got up on the couch with a couple of girls and mounted them (one at … Continue reading

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My First Trip To The Shooting Range

I’ve done all my shooting outside. Sunday, a friend had a birthday. A few days previous, she emailed: This Sunday December 13th, my b-day, release your rage, at an indoor range downtown at about 2pm. Its really cheap, too. http://thelosangelesgunclub.com/index.html … Continue reading

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The Loner In Blue

My mom sent along this photo and inquired if I was the bloke in blue. I told her it was. “I always knew you were special,” she replied. This is my mom’s favorite picture from my trip to Europe in … Continue reading

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