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Category Archives: Personal
Funky Frum
I’m walking up Pico Blvd Shabbos morning and near Aish HaTorah on the other side of the street, I see a sign announcing that a store has closed and “moved to the internet.” It was FunkyFrum.com. Walking East on Pico … Continue reading
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Tagged Aish HaTorah, funky frum, pico blvd, shabbos morning, spurting blood
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Pants-Wearing Women Can Apply For Conversion Right Now On My Live Cam!
Act before Christmas while supplies last! My conversions are accepted by the Chief Rabbinate of Israel. Here’s my investigative report on women’s pants and the holy reasons rabbis want them removed. Beth: Luke, I am afraid I do wear pants … Continue reading
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Tagged chief rabbinate, harrumph, investigative report, long skirt, pencil skirts
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Disturbing Dream
Last night, I dreamt that I befriended Michael Vick. I had him over to Shabbat dinner with some girls and my rabbi. After dinner, I got up on the couch with a couple of girls and mounted them (one at … Continue reading
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Tagged camper van, oy vey, shabbat, shabbat dinner, shul
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My First Trip To The Shooting Range
I’ve done all my shooting outside. Sunday, a friend had a birthday. A few days previous, she emailed: This Sunday December 13th, my b-day, release your rage, at an indoor range downtown at about 2pm. Its really cheap, too. http://thelosangelesgunclub.com/index.html … Continue reading
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Tagged cowboys game, dallas cowboys, football score, garrison keilor, prairie home companion, thumb print, vermont ave
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The Loner In Blue
My mom sent along this photo and inquired if I was the bloke in blue. I told her it was. “I always knew you were special,” she replied. This is my mom’s favorite picture from my trip to Europe in … Continue reading
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