Category Archives: Personal

The Torah Corral

God chose the Jews to be the Master Race of mankind. However, He soon realized that this had cruel consequences for the less intelligent goyim of creation, so to protect them from the depredations of the Jews while still providing … Continue reading

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Your Moral Leader’s Lurid Midnight Confessions

Click here. I really have to work on my lighting in addition to my character. Couldn’t fall asleep until after 5 a.m. today. Khunrum emails: Luke: You seemed to become more unhinged with each new hovel-side chat. I can understand … Continue reading

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I’ve Always Hated Marketing

Whenever I’ve come out with a new book, about half of Americans ask me, "How are you going to market it?" I hate that. I’m not into marketing. I just want to do the work and let my work finds … Continue reading

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Lukeford.net Review

I received this: PROS Loads of original content Good Google Pagerank  PR 5/10 Good Alexa rank 160,685 Strong Google Backlinks – 2,310 Pages Indexed in Google – 4,870 CONS Unattractive WordPress Theme Fluid width is too fluid… Poor Adsense Implementation … Continue reading

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I Made Another Crazy 1 a.m. Video!

Click here to watch me whine about my life. And see my famous mouthguard in action! Don’t be a loser! Be a winner! Make Luke Ford Your Moral Leader! Get a free copy of my memoir "Rebel Without A Shul" … Continue reading

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I Hate To Chat Online

Email’s no distraction for me, I feel like I can answer it whenever, but chat commands my attention for some reason. A tic of mine. It bugs me. I only chat online if there’s money in it for me, or … Continue reading

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The Special Name

You know a girl is interested in you when she gives you her special name. I had a girlfriend called Tamar who told me early on, "My special friends call me Tammy." I like penetrating these layers of intimacy. I … Continue reading

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Less Coaching, More Upsell

I’ve been spending money on learning how to make money online. In fact, I’m spending far more money learning how to make money than making money from what I’m learning. I’ve been signing up for these incredible deals. I get … Continue reading

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I Hate Facebook

It’s way too complicated. Every time I log in (about once a month), I’m confronted with a bewildering array of choices. I get all these come-ons, such as a $50 gift certificate to Amazon.com and chicks who are interested in … Continue reading

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Your Moral Leader

I’ve made a video to give you strength for the secular week ahead. All who watch this video are guaranteed to have many children, even if you never marry! These have been difficult weeks to be a Jew. What with … Continue reading

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