Category Archives: Personal

He Sees The End From The Beginning

“You see the end of things right from the beginning,” says his therapist. He’s jolted. “My previous therapist said that,” he says. “Not the one before you, but the one before the one before you. She said I was always … Continue reading

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Making Love Out Of Nothing At All

This is my favorite song. Here’s a rambling late night conversation with my date. I discuss about my dreams of playing running back for Bill Walsh and the San Francisco 49ers during the 1980s. I talk about my favorite movie … Continue reading

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I’m Feeling Stroppy

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Luke Ford Lost Journal Entry II

I was born the son of a Christian evangelist with a taste for the psychedelic music of Texas-based rockers Bubble Puppy. My dad tried to instill a sense of discipline in me. Upon catching me stealing spoonfuls of brown sugar … Continue reading

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Inglorious Basterds

I’m watching Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglorious Basterds” live on my cam. I got the screener because I am a member of SAG. I’ve had a long hard day filled with Alexander Technique, publicist drudgery, therapy, and a cold walk in the … Continue reading

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The Rookie

There’s one genre of movies that always turns me on — underdog sports dramas. I love them. I watched The Rookie (about Jim Morris) tonight (about four years after I watched it the first time). I was struck about how … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam Celebrating Republican Victory! Let’s Make America Great Again

Click here. Mary: I am fascinated that you make your women sleep at your feet. Fascinated and not a little turned on. You need to find a woman who’ll be happy to do what she’s told. If you call the … Continue reading

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I Just Want To Be Close To You!

I have a hard time sleeping with someone. I feel like it is against the Torah. I feel like I am not living up to my highest ideals. I feel like my dad might walk in any minute and say, … Continue reading

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Check Out My Posture!

I’m standing tall for HaShem thanks to Alexander Technique! The goyim cheer whenever I stroll down the street.

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I’m Chatting For Haiti Live On My Cam

Click here to join the fun. SyNudelstein: Luke, what are you doing to help out in Haiti? SyNudelstein: I’m helping out by blogging about my feelings SyNudelstein: Luke, I think you should do a chatathon for Haitian relief

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