Category Archives: Personal

The Case Against Masturbation

More than two months ago, I gave up masturbation. (About 16 years ago, I gave up promiscuity and about two years ago, I gave up porn and any kind of visual aid to masturbation.) In 1990-1991, I gave it up … Continue reading

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In My Father’s Footsteps

My boss came to my shabbos lunch talk. He said he could see my dad Desmond. He said he could see my father’s example coming out in my strut as i walked back and forth making my points… He said … Continue reading

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And Then They Become Goddesses

A friend writes: Is any woman less pleasant than the formerly hot 50 year old who does not get why men don’t want her? Then they all become “goddesses”. Beware the goddess!

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My Sobriety Tour

Fred emails: “Being a roadie on Luke’s Sexual Sobriety tour might be a good idea. One might meet chicks who are falling off the wagon, as it were.” The 13th step is always the slipperiest.

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After 20 Years Of Well-Earned Ostracism, I’m Being Embraced By My Religious Community

And to think that 12.5 years ago, I was named “A**hole of the Month” by Larry Flynt’s flagship publication. It was an honor just to be nominated.

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