Category Archives: Rabbis

Decoding Orthodox Rabbis Who Demonstrated Particular Empathy For Non-Jews

Here are prominent Orthodox rabbis who, in different ways, articulated strong theological or ethical concern for non-Jews. This is about public posture and teaching, not private virtue. Rabbi Jonathan Sacks He made human dignity across faith lines central to his … Continue reading

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Decoding Israel’s Chief Rabbinate

Written with AI: The Chief Rabbinate of Israel is a state-backed monopoly alliance enforcer whose power comes from legal compulsion rather than persuasion, trust, or charisma. Its authority is structural and coercive. The Rabbinate controls marriage, divorce, conversion, burial, kashrut, … Continue reading

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Rabbis Are Rarely Gurus

Rabbis are rarely gurus. They usually have little in common with the gurus discussed on the podcast Decoding the Gurus. The rabbinic role developed to do almost the opposite of what a guru does. Rabbis are interpreters, not originators. Their … Continue reading

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What Makes Charismatic Rabbis Dangerous Rabbis?

ChatGPT says: Alliance Theory explains this pattern cleanly and without moral mysticism. The same traits that make a rabbi maximally effective at binding people emotionally also place them structurally closest to boundary failure. This is not about bad character. It … Continue reading

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How do you build a career as a Modern Orthodox congregational rabbi?

ChatGPT says: Alliance Theory would say a Modern Orthodox congregational rabbi succeeds by becoming a trusted coordinator between multiple overlapping alliances and by proving indispensable to each. The alliances you must bridge. The rabbinic elite. Roshei yeshiva, senior rabbis, seminary … Continue reading

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Status Anxiety In Jewish Life

Gemini: Status anxiety in Jewish life functions through distinct communal “currencies.” Whether the goal is religious stringency, intellectual prestige, or social belonging, the fear of losing standing often drives individuals toward decisions that are financially or psychologically unsustainable. Orthodox Judaism: … Continue reading

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The Rabbi & The Wanker

My mate writes to Grok: “write a short story about Luke Ford preparing to masturbate only to have the mental image of his crusty lipped rabbi looking down at him disrupt his plans.” Grok: Luke Ford settled into his worn-out … Continue reading

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Rabbis & Rapists: A New Novel Exposes California Judaism

When Orthodox Judaism sends its people to oversee conversion programs, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing … Continue reading

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If I Were A Rabbi…

If I were a rabbi, and I wanted to make some extra shekels, I’d tell people I was a kabbalist and that I had a yeshiva in Israel and I was available to give brachas, and when the rich women … Continue reading

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Who Leads Orthodox Jewish Los Angeles?

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