Parasha Bemidbar (Numbers 1:1–4:20)

This week’s Torah portion marks the beginning of the book of Numbers. Listen here and here.

* “There’s an Andy Kaufman-like hilarity to the way you so dismiss leftist progressive sex stuff: “it’s disturbing.” But the fact that it’s hilarious to me is really indicative of how deeply screwed up my culture is. So funny. Still laughing.”

* My tradition teaches a message of radical inclusion and love. Will you sit down and learn Torah with me, and learn love? I converted to Orthodox Judaism because it is all about love and tolerance and inclusion.

* Love and tolerance is my creed, but sometimes the poz angers me. The Netflix docu-series The Keepers is horrifying. It reveals the rampant corruption in the Baltimore Arch-Diocese as it covers up sexual abuse and murder.

* Does Torah permit Jews to live in a country with same-sex marriage or has the poz gotten so bad that we have to flee?

Chateau Heartiste: ““poz” is shorthand for the propagation of culture degeneracy, filth, freakishness, and antipathy toward normal, psychologically healthy humans. The epithet is retrofitted from its original use in the gayfag “bug chaser” sewer, where poz is a term of endearment for HIV positive gay men.”

* Like ancient Israel, modern America needs a king to rule over it. Right now everyone does what is right in their own eyes. Time for Trump to dissolve Congress. I’ve begun to think that there is a straight line between democracy, the U.S. Constitution and same-sex marriage and trannies in the bathroom. Ergo, I’m ready to jettison democracy for aristocracy. The alternative to liberalism is fascism. If liberalism means same-sex marriage and trannies in the bathroom, then give me fascism (preferably without the genocide).

* Judaism is the opposite of, “Every man does what he thinks is right in his own eyes.” For example, according to Num. 3:10, “any outsider who encroaches [on the altar and behind it] shall be put to death.” Imagine how effective this would be for a nation’s immigration policy.

Artscroll: “This does not mean that no Israelite is ever allowed to approach the Tabernacle; it prohibits only entry without a permitted purpose.”

* “A royal palace that is not safeguarded is unlike one that is safeguarded.” (Sifre Zuta, Korach 8:14)

* God commands Moses and Aaron “to take a tribe-by-tribe census of all males above the age of twenty.” What about the women? Don’t they count? Well, when it comes to the military and politics and public policy, no they don’t. We see from the story of Eve that when you give women any say in public policy, it ends in disaster. With the exception of Zelophad’s daughters, only men are apportioned land in Israel.

* Num. 2:2 “Each man by his banner according to the insignia of their fathers’ household.” Judaism is based on kinship ties. Even if didn’t like your father or his father, you still have to align with your ancestors tribe. Northern Europeans evolved in a harsh climate that did not favor extended kinship ties, rather their ties were based on morality.

* The priests are the sole custodians of sacred objects, and you can’t convert to being a priest. You are either born one or you are not. The priesthood is an aristocracy.

* The Levites had proven their loyalty to God in Ex. 32 by slaughtering those who worshiped the Golden Calf and now they operate and protect the Tabernacle. When a stranger approaches it, he shall die. (Num. 1:51)

* Jacob Milgrom: “Israel’s ideological war with its pagan surroundings is reflected in Numbers.”

One way of unearthing the historical origins of texts is to spot their ideological tendencies and then assume that stores in the text that go against this ideology must be true.

The Torah is harsh about the native inhabitants of Canaan to explain why they are being dispossessed and wiped out.

* Artscroll: “Judaism is not restricted to home, synagogue and everyday activities. One must maintain his sanctity even as a tourist and a traveler.” This is hard and some parts of travel and tourism are harder than others. When you go to the beach on a warm day, it is hard to dress modestly and all around you are under-dressed goyim, makes me sick. We need Jew-only beaches.

* Is it racist to hate riding on Metrolink? About 90% of public transportation users in Southern California are not white and hence whites do not like to use public transport. Is this racist? Perhaps when non-whites send their people on to public transport, they’re not giving us their best? They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

* Talmud Training: “They’re loud, they use multiple seats, and some, I assume, are fare-payers.”

* Israel has a problem with Arabs riding on buses because they sometimes set off bombs and stab people.

* According to Num. 3:13, the Levites were segregated from the rest of Israel and elevated to a new status. I thought segregation was always wrong? I thought all men were created equal. Isn’t it racist that only certain men, Levites, due to their tribe aka DNA, get to be priests? What about women who want to be priests? What about regular Israelites who feel priestly on certain occasions and would simply like to dress up as priests and sodomize other men?

* * Jewish New York Times columnist David Brooks has married his former researcher. From CJR: “Brooks reveals little of his personal life, either in columns, books, or interviews. He threads Christian theology through his recent work, yet won’t say whether he has converted to anything (though he’ll say vaguely that he’s integrating with a new religious community). He is divorced from his wife of 27 years, Sarah, but doesn’t explain what role that break up, or the reasons for it, played in his moral awakening.”

* You will notice all these glowing Christian sermons about Anne Snyder exerting her Christian influence over the Jew David Brooks. You rarely hear Jews boasting about Jewish influence. Jews try to wield their influence quietly. When Joe Biden talked about Jewish influence on American culture, it was not something that Jews tend to do. If Anne were Jewish and David Christian, you would not have Jewish sermons boasting about Anne exerting her Jewish influence. We don’t think about Christians having Jewish secretaries (even though it happens). We think of Jews as bosses with non-Jews as humble secretaries. Jews don’t like to work for people.

* Last week’s show.

* Wikipedia: Qualitative Military Edge (QME) is a concept in US foreign policy. The U.S. commits itself to maintain Israel’s qualitative military edge (QME) — that is, the technological, tactical, and other advantages that allow it to deter numerically superior adversaries. This policy is defined in current US law.

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‘A Place To Call Home’

Feeling a tad homesick, I subscribed to Acorn TV on Amazon to watch this Australian soap.

NYT: “Designed to satisfy your sprawling-period-saga hunger in the absence of “Downton Abbey,” this 1950s Australian melodrama is at four seasons and counting. It’s a solid, smart soap starring the ubiquitous (in Australia) Marta Dusseldorp as a woman who comes home after a liberating sojourn in Paris and has to reacclimate to the constraints of rural New South Wales. Illicit romance, noble suffering, the usual.”

The lead character is rejected by her mother for converting to Judaism. She later explains in a job interview that she is “Jewish by faith.” It’s the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard. Jews are a tribe. We can pose as a religion if that’s what the goyim need to hear, and we can call ourselves a faith if we like, just as a man in modern America can call himself a woman.

Two episodes into the show and there’s no sign she’s remotely observant of Jewish law.

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Same-Sex Marriage Settles The Jewish Question

Jews can’t live in a country that permits same-sex marriage. It is a level of filth so great that a Jew must flee such a land before it sacrifices them to Moloch.

That’s not me speaking. That’s Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff lecturing in 2015:

“You are not allowed to live in the United States today. If you have to live outside of Israel to make a living, the only country you would be allowed to live in is Putin’s Russia. Putin still believes in the Seven Noahide Laws. He’s against same-sex marriages. Give him credit. You’re living in America? How can a Jew live in a country that tramples the basic commandments of human existence [accepts same-sex marriage]?”

“In New York City, I could be arrested for speaking out against same-sex marriage.”

“What is western civilization? Man worships himself.”

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The Keepers (2017)

I am watching this Netflix docu-series about the murderous corruption in the Roman Catholic church in Baltimore and how it warped law enforcement and the judiciary, and I am thinking — I’ve heard this story before. I watched the movie Spotlight
(2015).

Then I start wondering — name me a Roman Catholic country that has high-trust and low corruption like Anglo countries? And I can’t think of an example that comes close (perhaps southern Germany?). Compared to Anglo countries, every Roman Catholic country is incredibly corrupt.

I think it might have something to do with the corporate nature of the church and how it tends to seek total control of people and countries. In that respect, it’s like Islam. On the other hand, Protestantism exhibits and develops individualism, liberty, high-trust and strong ethics.

So why would a sane Anglo country allow this festering corrupting group in their midst? I know the Catholic church has many wonderful qualities, but I just don’t see any Catholic countries that measure up to the high trust of Anglo countries. I don’t see it and I’m not sure I want that mess in my place. Why would I want to import corruption and child molestation?

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Help With LA Area Jewish Resources

A bloke emails:

Hello Mr. Ford,

I am writing to you because I would like to request your advice on a religous matter. You compiled a website reviewing LA area synagogues, and I think you might be able to help me. I am a Jew (through my mother’s side only) who was raised completely secular (in a family that was extremely hostile to all forms of religion) and I was an atheist for much of my life. Long sotry short, I am now trying to become an observant religious Jew. I want to get my own tefillin, however they are extremely expensive for me. Do you know if any LA area Jewish centers would be able to help me out? I don’t mind getting used or even damaged hand me downs for Judaica things at all. To be honest, I am massively in debt and I have absolutely no extra money. Are there any Jewish centers or shuls that might help me in the LA area? I’m not Hasidic but… I was thinking I should try Chabad for help? You and I also have similar political views so I was very happy to discover your website! Its great to know there are Jews like you out there.

By the way, I don’t actually live in LA but am coming next month to see some doctors, so my plan is to visit Jewish places/centers at the same time, after or before that day. I am in the inland empire maybe 2.5 hours east from LA. Could you as well perhaps recommend a book for newly religious Jews that would advise me as to all of my Torah obligations? Also can you recommend a good siddur for me that has English and Hebrew and has every prayer I could ever need? I can’t read Hebrew yet unfortunately. In additional to all of the above, I would be very grateful for any other suggestions or thoughts you may have. Thank you very much!

Think in terms of relationships (with people and with
institutions)… and then as these develop, everything will naturally fall into place, including tefillin.

If I were in your shoes, I wouldn’t ask. I’d just start going to a morning minyan at a Chabad… Don’t begin your journey asking for things…Just show up and when appropriate, let people know you want to learn and grow in your yiddishkeit.

To Live As A Jew by R. Donin is a good beginners guide. Every major siddur has Hebrew and English, so RCA Artscroll publishes a good
one. There are many good ones.

When you start a relationship with a shul by asking for things, you will likely be viewed as a shnorrer rather than a contributor. That’s the social kiss of death. So go into shul with a smile on your face, be friendly and appropriate, and don’t tell people your troubles until you have established a relationship with them and they are genuinely curious and then share just one…and let time go by, and then perhaps share one more.

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