Blacks Often Excel At Sales

I got a suit and I just spent $90 for the tailor to fit it to me properly. Is that normal? She’s making a half dozen alterations so it seems reasonable to me. Incidentally, I think blacks may well be superior to whites at tailoring and selling clothes and many aspects of salesmanship because they are less inhibited and more friendly and warm. I just went in there today and I was cracking jokes and trading comments with the beautiful black ladies (southern belles) and having a grand ol’ time. If only it didn’t cost me $90 to talk to them.

I guess I have to spend so much on tailoring because of my genetically freakish proportions.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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