Most of my addictions feel related to my unwillingness to grow up and take on adult responsibility. I prefer the easy way out.
Certain people, umm like me, just develop the mentality that others will take care of them.
Many parents modify their wills to take care of their loser kids who won’t care for themselves and leave zero dollars to successful kids. I understand the allure of under-functioning and relying on others to over-function and take care of me.
* Friend who mocks the Alexander Technique tweaked his neck moving stuff. Wanted to say to him, “Shame you don’t know the Technique, bro.”
* Luke proclaims: “I don’t judge!”
Friend: “You don’t care.”
* I hate it when the cool kids find me uncool. I talk too much and give myself away.
* I’m helpless before my willful need to hunt people down to hear my jokes. My name is Omar, I go to gay bar, I have AR-15, Allahu Akbar (not even my joke).
* When you’re making out with a girl for the first time and she asks, “What are you looking for?” What do you say? Asking for a friend.
Ragged: @lukeford is that what she means?–in life? So hot that she asked you that. I’d say: “a sovereign white nation state.”
* With the time I saved by color coding my keys, I’ve become fluent in Pashtun.
* That vegan nut lasagna in my fridge from Shuvuot is screaming my name!
* AsianConservativeMan @aconman_ Jun 15:
Top retorts to any Trump policy:
• it goes against our values
• it’s not who we are
• we’re better than that
• are you kidding me
• just wow
