Lukeford.net Summer Internships Available

Lukeford.net proudly offers the best, brightest and bustiest female student journalists an opportunity to work this summer with the web’s most prestigious blogger on all things Jewish.

Qualified applicants must be:

Female.

Between the ages of 18 and 29.

Able to serve all basic small office tasks and light massage while clad in a bikini and black stiletto heels.

Able to endure annoying double and single entendres of a sexual nature for up to 8 hours per day.

Preference will be given to bisexual candidates.

Minimum requirements:

GPA of 2.0

Bra Size "C" cup or larger

No expenses for students are paid and students receive no stipend.

Hurry lukeford.net is limited to 10 summer interns. Submit resume and multiple photos to:

Luke Ford 264 S. La Cienega Blvd. #1417 BH, CA 90211 Fax: 310-388-0814 E-mail: lukeisback@gmail.com

Lukeford.net is an equal-opportunity employer and is committed to maintaining a supportive and dignified work space as commanded by the written and oral Torah.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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