‘I Need To Go Have Sex!’ She Said

I was quite taken aback, not being used to such blunt sentiments.

"There are ten people I can call right now in this neighborhood," she said.

Ten! Here in Pico-Robertson? Here in the bastion of Modern Orthodoxy. A minyan to meet her voracious needs?

This minyan would only be a minyan if you counted women.

Oy!

Sometimes I feel like I am the only faithful Jew left.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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