‘I Need To Go Have Sex!’ She Said

I was quite taken aback, not being used to such blunt sentiments.

"There are ten people I can call right now in this neighborhood," she said.

Ten! Here in Pico-Robertson? Here in the bastion of Modern Orthodoxy. A minyan to meet her voracious needs?

This minyan would only be a minyan if you counted women.

Oy!

Sometimes I feel like I am the only faithful Jew left.

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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