Clean Cups, Dirty Hearts

A friend calls. "I saw a bunch of Orthodox Jews walking today. I said to my brother, ‘Clean cups, dirty hearts."

Luke: "What does that mean?"

Friend: "It means that their cups are clean because of Talmudic rule 1378 but they’ll rape you in business. They are not good PR for our people.

"How much do you have in your savings account?"

Luke: "Three thousand dollars. And I have $20,000 in credit card debt."

Friend: "When are they going to shut your cards off? You’re like Brazil."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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